The True Story of Tottenham Hotspur's Silverware in the 21st Century

There's something beautifully cruel about a book that uses blank pages as its primary narrative device. "Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur: The True Story Of Tottenham's Silverware In The 21st Century" isn't just a book—it's an exercise in comedic minimalism that would make Samuel Beckett proud. 
The premise is simple: document Tottenham's major trophy wins since 2000. The execution? Well, let's just say most readers will find plenty of space for notes. Since their 2008 League Cup victory, Spurs fans have endured a trophy drought that makes the Sahara look like a water park.
The book's single chapter of actual content focuses on that fateful 2008 League Cup final, where Tottenham defeated Chelsea 2-1 in extra time. It's like finding an oasis in a desert of empty pages—a reminder that yes, Spurs actually did win something this century.
What makes this book work isn't just its savage wit, but its perfect understanding of football fan culture. Each blank page functions as both a humorous element and a poignant reminder of missed opportunities and potential outcomes. It's the kind of book that could only have been written by someone who truly understands the beautiful agony of being a Spurs supporter.
The physical quality of the book deserves mention—high-grade paper stock ensures each empty page turns with satisfying gravitas. The book's sleek and professional cover design perfectly complements other volumes of sporting history that contain words on any bookshelf.
As a conversation starter, it's unmatched. Place it on your coffee table, and watch as guests pick it up, flip through it, and cycle through confusion, realisation, and finally, uncontrollable laughter. For a club that once prided itself on winning at least one major trophy in each decade from the 1950s to the 2000s, the current drought makes this book's premise even more painfully hilarious. 
The author's commitment to the bit is admirable. There's no padding, no filler—just pure, unadulterated space for contemplation. It serves as both a humorous gift and a philosophical exploration of the nature of hope and disappointment in football.
Is it worth the price? For Spurs fans with a sense of humour (and let's be honest, you need one to support Tottenham), absolutely. It's the perfect blend of self-deprecating wit and genuine football history, even if that history is contained in roughly three pages.